Cook Before It Smells

You can’t create an expecutable more than once. Jason Whoretitis
juliaallison:
Kissed by a Beluga Whale!  The most action I’ve gotten in weeks. ;)
My greatest fear = THIS

juliaallison:

Kissed by a Beluga Whale!  The most action I’ve gotten in weeks. ;)

My greatest fear = THIS

First post in a while, sorry for pulling a maddox

nudawn:
And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

nudawn:

And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

heh heh. i guess this was all weekend long, huh?

heh heh. i guess this was all weekend long, huh?

technicoloryawn:
Haha, you know who you are.

technicoloryawn:

Haha, you know who you are.

Overheard in the office

  • Is Jessica coming with us to lunch?
  • That's what she said.
  • I don't get it.
  • It wasn't a joke. She said she's coming with us.
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